Squirrel Tracking
You may have noticed students walking around campus with large antennas and receivers. If you ask them what they are looking for or tracking, they will simply answer "squirrels." On the surface, this seems like an innocent answer coming from a student who studies the natural sciences, however at a deeper look we have determined that a paw-selected, elite group of students has been chosen to keep track of the squirrels that make up Tony Frank. This particular squirrel was spotted on campus today wearing a collar and an antenna, leading us to believe that this in fact is the head squirrel, the one that can be seen as Tony's beard.
On another note, I was able to get incredibly close to this particular squirrel, and it also happened to be right outside of my class. This could simply be a coincidence, but I believe Tony's head squirrel is keeping tabs on the truth-seekers. Keep a watchful eye open, readers, and keep uncovering the truth.
